"Are you crazy, man?" Kenny asked, worried at the slightly manic look in Jim's eye. "You can't just go point out to a girl that she's wearing almost the same shirt and then ask to pet her big kitty!""You just don't know the power of my Leopard of Love shirt," Jim scoffed. He resolutely kept his gaze from straying down below chin level and practiced his 'Sylvester Stallone' lip-curl. "Besides, what the heck do you know, you're not even wearing any underwear!""Don't be stupid. Of course I'm wearing underwear; how else would I keep my favorite pair of socks in place to impress the ladies?"
Kenny, I don't mind the soft whispering, but do you really need to unbuckle your belt while doing it?
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